do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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