You really coming over, don't trick.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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