So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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