Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My vagina is officially offended.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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