Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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