Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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