I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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