I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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