farters have to be the big spoon...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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