There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
