I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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