; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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