I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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