ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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