Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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