So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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