So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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