i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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