yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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