Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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