Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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