: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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