But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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