shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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