my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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