his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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