i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
