Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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