No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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