the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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