Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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