i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Im part way to drunk.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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