What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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