yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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