You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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