Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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