just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
did i just pee glitter
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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