I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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