as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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