I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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