From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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