Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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