Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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