He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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