do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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