the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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