Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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