please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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