who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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