I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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