sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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