haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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