another moral hangover. fuck.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Randomize
