do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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