I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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