But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You're like the curious george of whores
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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