We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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