Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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